Saturday, December 03, 2005

Am I Really So Wrong?

First of all i want everybody who reads my blogs to know that im not a chauvenist or a racist by any standards. I dont want anybody sendiing me mail about being "politically correct", i talk about everyone and everything, thats the way i am and thats what im gonna do.
there are things i really have trouble understanding certain things and im going to share my opinon on these things with you. but all in good time... for now i'll just share these things i've noticed for now. just a taste of what's in store for you (HEHEHE).

1. Sex based. How come when women cant "orgasm" it's always my fault. I didn't make her reach climax. They never say "No i had things on my mind... i was somewhere else...". No! Its always "you didn't make me cum, you didn't make me cum"!!!
Which i find interesting because when a woman can't climax it's our fault, But when "WE" can't get an erection "WE" gotta go to the doctor!!! What happened?
And some of you guys dont get it, so let me explain what i believe the issue is.
Explenation= Your woman can reach climax really quick. but she doesnt want to with
YOU! And if you think i'm full of crap, ask her to masturbate in the shower one day and watch. especially if you have one of those "tgtgtgtgtgttgtgttgtg" (vibrating) showers, just watch. ask her to do it. It'll take a minute and she'll be like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh...... and then you'll be like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


2. religion. Alot of religious christians wear crosses around theyre necks. Do you believe that if God ever came back to earth that's the last fucking thing he'd wanna see? I'll really go out on a limb here and tell you what i think. HELL NO!!! oh and please.... i beg you. stop saying ive stolen this religious comment from bill hicks!!!! ive been saying this since the 9th grade. so if anything... bill hicks has taken it from me!!!! so FUCK OFF!!! and have a nice day!